Woody: How are you feeling today, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Poor.
Woody: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that.
Norm: No, I meant `pour'.
                -- Cheers, Strange Bedfellows, Part 3

Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what's the story?
Norm: Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy gets another beer.
                -- Cheers, The Proposal

Paul: Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?
Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper.
                -- Cheers, Tan 'n Wash

NY inmate guilty of seeking $890M in tax refunds

{ Posted on Jan 27 2012 by SacBee -- Wire Weird News }
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A jury has convicted a New York prison inmate of falsely filing tax returns seeking $890 million in refunds. Read More »

Artist plans to bury 727 jetliner in Calif. desert

{ Posted on Jan 26 2012 by SacBee -- Wire Weird News }
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A Swiss artist plans to bury an intact Boeing 727 jetliner in California's Mojave Desert and build a tourist tunnel to give visitors a chance to view the underground project. Read More »

Museum: Rare coin may be Roman brothel token

{ Posted on Jan 26 2012 by SacBee -- Wire Weird News }
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The Museum of London is displaying a coin found by the River Thames that may have been used nearly 2,000 years ago as a "brothel token" in Roman London. Read More »

Potty-room pilfering: Auto flushers stolen in Ohio

{ Posted on Jan 26 2012 by SacBee -- Wire Weird News }
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A restroom rip-off in central Ohio has automatic flushers disappearing from the bathrooms at restaurants and other businesses. Read More »

Wyoming 19-year-old fined $200 for doughnut theft

{ Posted on Jan 26 2012 by SacBee -- Wire Weird News }
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A 19-year-old college student accused of swiping a doughnut in Wyoming is going to be paying a pretty penny for that pastry. Read More »

Ohio orangutan gets newer birth control device

{ Posted on Jan 25 2012 by SacBee -- Wire Weird News }
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A Cleveland Clinic women's health specialist has made a house call at the zoo to demonstrate how to fit an orangutan with a newer brand of implanted birth-control device. Read More »

Ohio orangutan gets newer birth control device

{ Posted on Jan 25 2012 by SacBee -- Wire Weird News }
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A Cleveland Clinic women's health specialist has made a house call at the zoo to demonstrate how to fit an orangutan with a newer brand of implanted birth-control device. Read More »

Embarrassing ‘SHCOOL’ sign replaced in NYC

{ Posted on Jan 25 2012 by SacBee -- Wire Weird News }
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An embarrassing misspelling of "school" is gone from the street outside a New York City school building. Read More »

AZ inmate arrested for refusing to leave lockup

{ Posted on Jan 25 2012 by SacBee -- Wire Weird News }
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Most people can't wait to leave jail, but one northern Arizona inmate has been charged with trespassing after refusing to leave the Coconino County lockup. Read More »

Beaver to stay despite toppling trees in city park

{ Posted on Jan 25 2012 by SacBee -- Wire Weird News }
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A beaver that has settled in a Maryland city park can stay despite chewing down trees. Read More »
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